#44 Hair of the Dog

Nothing like a little hair of the dog after you got bit bad the night before!

#43 NASCAR

Who knows why, but for some reason drunk people really like NASCAR. 

#42 Nightcaps

Also known as “just one more drink” – see post #34

#41 Beer Pong

Drunk people love racquet sports. Like beer pong. 

#40 Oktoberfest!

Basically, the annual convention for beer drinkers and cleavage in Europe. Drunk people like Oktoberfest.

#39 Drunk Dialing

 

Drunk people love making phone calls late at night after a few cocktails. 

#38 Wineries

Muslims go to Mecca. Drunks go to wineries. Drunk people like wineries.

#37 Breakfast Anytime

The next best thing to breakfast in the morning is breakfast anytime. Drunk people all agree on this.

#36 Innovative Hangover Cures

Drunk people like innovative hangover cures. But then again, why wouldn’t they.

#35 Happy Hour

You’re probably not a drunk person if you don’t like happy hour. Drunk people like happy hour.

#34 Just One More Drink

Drunk people like to have just one more drink. Always and repeatedly.

#33 Plenty of Ice

Wanna make drunk people unhappy? Run out of ice. Drunk people like plenty of ice.

#32 Las Vegas

Basically, the capital of the drunk people’s world. Ground zero for combining booze, strippers, gambling, smoking, drugs with zero accountability. 

#31 Zantac

Dog is man’s best friend. So is Zantac.

#30 New Year’s Eve

The other favorite holiday of drunk people everywhere.

#29 ‘Sweet Caroline’ by Neil Diamond

Very popular with drunk people in Boston. 

#28 Fighting

Drunk people love getting in fights. Especially for things like bumping into each other or smiling at a girlfriend.

#27 St. Patty’s Day

The Global Holiday of Drunk People. What’s not to like?

#26 Girls Kissing Girls

Drunk people like watching girls kissing girls. If you don’t believe it, just ask any drunk person. Or sober person.

#25 NY Jets

The Official Team for Drunk People.

#24 Advil

Drunk people like Advil. And Aspirin And Tylenol.

#23 Singing and Dancing Along to “Pour Some Sugar on Me”

For some reason this is the anthem of drunk people everywhere. Amazing the effect this song has on women.

#22 Bachelor & Bachelorette Parties

Bachelor/ette parties are basically heaven on earth for drunk people. They’ve got everything drunk people like: Strippers, drinks, drugs, food and no spouses for a weekend. 

#21 Having Sex with Ugly People

Drunk people like having sex. And whether you’re cute or ugly, it doesn’t matter, drunk people still like having sex with you. 

#20 Hitting on People out of Their League

You can always count on a drunk person to hit on someone out of their league. Like clockwork. Drinking makes you think you are fun, good-looking and a catch. It also (incorrectly) makes you think other people see that in you. 

#19 Discussing the Meaning of Life

 

Drunk people like discussing the meaning of life. Especially over a bottle of scotch.  

#18 Bars

Duh.

#17 After-Parties

Drunk people don’t like parties to end. That is why they like after-parties!

#16 Strip Clubs

Ever seen a sober girl in a strip club? Me neither. Drunk girls like strip clubs. Actually, they love strip clubs. Almost as much as drunk men.

#15 Being Brutally Honest

Let’s face it, drunk people like being honest. They like confessing to bad behavior. They like confessing that they want to sleep with you. They like revealing secrets. 

#14 Karaoke

If horse racing is the sport of kings, then karaoke is the sport of drunks.

#13 Texting

 

 

What better way to test the waters for ex sex or friends with benefits availability without having to make any commitment whatsoever? Texting of course. The universal drunk pick-up line via text: “How r u? “

#12 Drugs

What’s better than getting drunk? Getting drunk AND high, of course! (Lindsay knows what we’re talking about!)

#11 Ex Sex

You know the person well. At one point you were attracted to them. You liked having sex with them. Why not have sex with them again? Drunk people like sex with the ex. 

#10 80’s Music

Nothing like cranking up the Hall & Oates after a couple of cocktails! 

#9 Shots

Drunks are to shots as moths are to a flame. Just can’t resist ‘em!

#8 Cigarettes

A cigarette to a drunk person is like a candy bar to a child. It’s a delicious little treat!

#7 Hooking-up with Co-Workers

 

Celebrating a good business deal by going out for drinks together is a lot of fun…getting drunk and then having sex with your co-worker is even more fun!

#6 Late Night Cheeseburgers

Mmmmmm…yummmy! Nothing like taking down a quarter pounder with cheese at 2am after 6 beers, 5 shots and 3 cocktails.

#5 Unprotected Sex

Drunk people like unprotected sex. But then again, so does everyone. The only difference is that drunk people almost always do what they like, even when they know it might be bad for them.

#4 Sleeping in!

There’s nothing worse than getting drunk, staying out late and then having to get up early. That’s why drunk people like sleeping in!

#3 Friends with Benefits

Every drunk knows: The next best thing to friends are friends with benefits! 

#2 Driving

Despite the tough laws, the danger and generally knowing it’s always a bad idea, drunk people love to drive. 

#1 Dancing

No question about it. Drunk people love to dance. Whether it’s by themselves, with a partner or with a pole; at a nightclub, a bar, or in their living room…drunk people love to get their dance on.